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🌸 Received product damaged or defective
🌸 Within 30 days of purchase
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All Is Calm, I Am Not – Sarcastic Holiday Comfort Colors 1717 Tee

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Holiday on the outside, chaos on the inside. This “All is calm, I am not” tee is for anyone who looks cozy but is mentally running 47 tabs. Clean text design with a minimalist holiday vibe that works all season, not just Christmas.

The Comfort Colors 1717 t-shirt is made of 100% ring-spun cotton and has a garment-dyed, "lived-in" feel. It is a heavyweight tee that is soft-washed and preshrunk, with a relaxed fit and features like a twill-taped neck and shoulder.

Great for: introverts, burnt-out millennials, and anyone who’s done pretending the season is “stress free.”

Product features:

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Garment dyed for classic vintage look
- Relaxed fit
- Ribbed knit collar with twill-taped neck and shoulders for added durability
- Pre-shrunk
- Perfect for casual and leisure wear

Care instructions:

- Machine wash: cold & turn inside out to protect print
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

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